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Anonymous White Collar Guy's avatar

“A puddle of twat juice” lol

Can confirm lawyers. Beyond the “dead inside” part of it, it’s also any office job with long hours. Too much time locked in an office together breeds bad things. That otherwise plain looking mom down the hall starts looking like a snack tastier than Sydney Sweeney at 1AM on day three of all-nighters.

Thinking about “hairstylists”— I’d bet that’s just a weird sorting error. It’s probably something like a lot of unemployed or underemployed women who occasionally cut or style hair getting lumped into that category.

Last thought— shocked teachers is not number 1 for both genders. Young teachers, in particular, get done at 3pm, start early happy hour, and get into all kinds of trouble. I was seeing a teacher for a bit who drank a bottle of wine a day while grading papers and would then start drunk texting looking for hookups. All her teacher friends were similar.

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MonalisaSmile's avatar

Drunk grading! LOL. 😂

Hairstylists are usually sociable and good looking!? Maybe that’s why? It’s the old “Shampoo” trope.

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Jim K's avatar

I was a RN for 30 years. Many opportunities. Also, a teacher. I had a contract teaching job in another country. Then I got into food service. The "cold side" could get pretty hot.

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MonalisaSmile's avatar

You hit a good amount of the “cheating” jobs!

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Jim K's avatar

The women in Russia don't look like Dick the Bruiser like we were told in the 60's.

I was walking to a shop (magazine they're called there) and two lovely ladies approached me arm in arm singing "This is what you get..."

You don't need to speak Russian to understand that!

I, however was a good boy and remained faithful to my first wife. But she sure accused me!

Oh. I re-upped MonalisaSmile for another year. You are the greatest!

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MonalisaSmile's avatar

🥰 awww, thank you 🙏 sir!

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Nagaramama's avatar

This made me cackle.

And I agree.

Older and wiser, now, I steer clear of any guy who throws his dick into too many holes in a given month. Even more so if he's lying to wifey about it.

And of course, always wrap it before you tap it ;)

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