What Types of Cheaters Have You Met in Adultery Land?
I've encountered about every single one on this list...
How many of these “types” have you encountered in the “adultery lifestyle.”
I think I’ve met them all at one point or another in the many years of cheating under my belt.
Here they are:
* The HOT and COLD
Messages you, gets hot and heavy quickly, then suddenly drops you without contact for a few days/weeks. Repeat the process for a few cycles for extra torture. Could be all virtual or in person for added torment.
* The Liar
Everything that comes out of their mouth is a lie. Big, small, whatever. Doesn’t matter. And you still fall for it.
* The Ghoster
Things are going great, then you agree to meet, you get dropped in cyber land right before your “date” or if you are especially lucky, you get stood up!
* The Pigeon
They think you can survive on breadcrumbs for weeks upon weeks. Until they get horny again. Then, they morph into the hot and cold type.
* The Complainer
Spends all their time complaining about their spouse. When you suggest divorce, they scoff. “I can’t do that to my family! My kids are my life.”
* The Online Affair Dropout
Chatting online only, maybe with some soft-core picture swapping. Will keep up the dialogue for a week or two at the most, then realize how difficult it is, and say, “This isn’t working for me.”
* The Emotional Basket Case Romantic
Someone who thinks every potential lover is their “true love.” They get clingy and won’t let go.
* The “Open Marriage”
“It’s not cheating because we’re open!” they promise. “Really. I have nothing to hide.” Except they are hiding everything ‘cause it’s most certainly NOT open.
* The Bunny Boiler
A variation of the above emotional basket case but with a fun case of the “I’m going to make you pay for leaving me.” Cue cyberstalking. Remember, don’t stick your dick in crazy.
* The Guilt King/Queen
Willingly strings you along until things get too intense, and they back out because they suddenly feel “too guilty.” Usually, after getting their dick wet.
* The Cake Eater
They want it all. A happy home life with plenty of sex with their spouse and a sexually adventurous affair partner on the side for thrills. I have special hate in my heart for this type (witness my many seething articles).
* The Sloppy OPSEC
On the first chat, they reveal their entire life stories. They want to exchange “real” phone numbers, become Facebook friends, and share on all social media platforms. “Waddya mean we can’t text?”
* The “It’s Not About the Sex” Affair
They want an affair. They say they want sex and intimacy, yet they never venture into any sexual discussion. Ever. Makes your dead bedroom look lively.
* The Explorer
You find out that your affair partner is still looking on every platform. Ashley, Reddit, Tinder, you name it. They never stopped looking.
* The Exiter
They want “to change your situation.” They hate their home life and are looking for a way out. You are their exit affair.
* The Un-Realist
They want periodic sex on the side with a decent-enough affair partner. But unrealistic about time frames and availability or distance. “We can make it work!” is their tagline. It RARELY works.
* The Veteran
Has been around the block and then some. Is resigned to this “lifestyle.” Has seen all the above come and go. Grows weary of offering the same advice over and over again to newbies. AHEM, ME.
* The Unicorn
Actually leaves their marriage, marries their lover, never cheats, and lives happily ever after.
Ah, dreams.
Sometimes, they do come true. Lol.
Most of the time, they don’t.
I walked away from a long-term marriage, and I’m with my AP now for “real.” It’s not all butterflies shooting out of my ass (or his). We fight, we disagree, and we have our issues, but we have lots of love and understanding, too. No, we aren’t married, but we have a solid partnership. It’s not static—and it takes work. But the joy of this union far exceeds what we’ve had previously, in my opinion.
Yup. I’m the Unicorn, peeps.
I need a special kind of award for surviving relatively unscathed during my years in “Adultery Land.”
Tell me which types you’ve encountered in the comments.
People are strange…
This song was recommended by my guy. It is perfect for this topic, dontcha think?
As there are almost every type of woman in this "un real" world of life
Where and when did you the term OPSEC?