Oh, I have given this far too much thought. Years of cheating have made this list get longer and longer. It’s a pipe dream, I know, finding everything I want in an affair partner.
My fantasy lover list includes:
Is local. Please be able to fuck me on the sly easily. No syncing calendars. No monthly planning. More of “Are y…
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